A 13 minute trip through Hell.

I'm dead chuffed to be a part of this amazing show and cast. Helping create a dark ride has been a personal dream of mine since I was kid spending my summer's at Dracula's Castle in Wildwood, NJ and I could not be more grateful to Zombie Joe and his crew of demented monsters for letting me help.

Please come.

All Aboard for Zombie Joe's Underground's All-New Fun N' Freaky Journey thru Hell and Back!  Our Fresh, New & Exhilarating-Smash-Hit-Sensation...EXTENDED by Overwhelming Demand!  Directed & Created by Zombie Joe & Brandon Slezak, with Production Design by Drew Rausch & Jocelyn Gajeway, and Musical Selections by the amazing Joseph Bishara (Insideous, The Conjuring films); Produced by Zombie Joe.  THURS-FRI-SAT-SUN, JAN 31 thru FEB 10, 2019.  

Tickets available here!

Now Playing (review edition): Phantasm 3: Lord of the Dead

2.5 out of 5 Screams. It's like the second Phantasm but with a bigger budget and a bit of wonky cgi. Some new additions to the world building and subtle improvements to the effects. The problem with a character telling you not to trust what you see, is that you just except the dream for reality. There's no juxtaposition. Without any stark contrasts, I feel at this point, I've seen it all before. -drew

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Now Playing (Review edition): Hereditary

4.75 Screams out of 5. Sometimes it's nice to have a straight up horror movie. No social commentary. No hidden message. Just a face full of tension. Lots of smart decision making in both writing and cinematography. Gave me serious Burnt Offerings vibes. Loved it. - drew

Stream it.
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Now Playing (Review edition): Phantasm 2

4 Screams out of 5. I think I might prefer this to the original. Everything is ramped up - the gore, effects, house explosions, Sam Raimi-esque shots, Angus Scrimm. Unfortunately, the dreamlike quality of it's depressor is lessened due to expanding the world.
Also - pretty sure this is what inspired the chainsaw fight scene in Mandy.

-drew

Trailer.
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Now Playing (review edition): Phantasm Remastered

3.5 Screams out of 5. Nonsensical, surreal and a lot less gore then I remember. The original is more of a 3.0 but it gets an extra half star for the remaster. Those mausoleum scenes are pristine!

-Drew

Trailer.
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Now Playing (review edition): Slenderman (2018)

2.5 Screams out of 5. Just about what you imagined a movie based on a 10 year old internet meme would be. Actors weren't annoying. Effects were on par for a made for tv movie. Not terrible but a good argument for why movies/ tv shouldn't follow the source material too closely.

Trailer.
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- Drew

Now Playing (Review edition): A Ghost Story

5 out of 5 bats

TRAILER.

I have a serious soft and squishy spot for anthologies ESPECIALLY ones that come with a neat vinyl soundtrack! GET YOURS HERE!

Now Playing: Gorehound

By Harley Poe

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Now Playing: Witch In the Woods

By Koffin Kats

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Now Playing (Review Edition): BLAIR WITCH and THE AXE MURDERS OF VILLISCA

RATING: 2.5 out of 5 Bats

RATING: 3.0 out of 5 Bats

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Lego Beetlejuice!

Coming September 2017...

*heavy breathing*

Zombillenium.

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I love how they pretty much nailed the art style from the graphic novels. Looking forward to this!

Chuck Steel: Night of the Trampires

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I'm digging the Will Vinton style of stopmotion vibe this Chuck Steel - The Movie teaser is giving!

Creepy Gardening.

Menagerie Raven Pourer

Pour one out for your haunted homies! Also available in vampire, skull, and pumpkin!

I've been reading that book and there's a word for people in our situation: ghosts.

Think Geek has released a officially licensed Handbook for the Recently Deceased. It's all blank pages inside - so I'm thinking it would make a pretty neat sketchbook!

Click the photo to pick one up for yourself!

Life sized skeleton lamps

From Dangerous Minds:
"The skeleton happily sits on a stand so you can easily reposition it in any pose you want. The “human” bones come in silver, bronze or an off-white and is topped with a black or white lampshade."

Darken Your Doorstep

Argyle Goolsby, which is pretty much my favorite name for a band, has a new album coming out  next month. You can pre-order it here! (click the image for a video of his latest single!)

Now appearing: C2E2!

We''ll be flying out to Chicago in a few hours. First time there. Here's where to find the spookiest little shop in C2E2!

I'll be taking Creepy Commissions all weekend, but be sure to get on the list fast, spaces are SCAREce!